11. Champagne for Breakfast

"I got this for you because you like French."

10. Teenagers who have these guys:

This was on tonight's dinner menu:

"Chiffanades of Basil"

A continuation of #2.... Harvard Coop Photoshoot.

9. My school's language

Teaching Fellow = Teaching Assistant
Concentration = Major
Secondary = Minor
Punching = Rushing
Visual and Environmental Studies = Art
House = Dorm
Proctor = RA

8. This necessity spotted at the RISD bookstore

"HimalaSalt™is perfect for people who want to include salt in their diet, but are aware of the health risks associated with refined table salt, and wary of sea salts from today's polluted oceans."
Hipsters take note: sea salt is no longer cool.

7. My cousin's school: Collegiate

Yes, I named names. It was necessary because he's seen eight operas thanks to them.